Please help with this fanfic?

So, fanfics. My specialty. =D First of all- Hermione, a lawyer? She'd be an Auror most likely, or she'd work in the Department of Mysteries. Most likely, if you are wishing for a Lucius/Hermione pairing, she and Ron would have had a mive falling out, and woul no longer be welcome in the Weasley home, which would result in a very Dark!Morbid!Depressed! Hermione. Think, coming back from the edge Hermione. Lucius would just be a , and she'd blow up at him, resulting in major character change, and BOOM! Sparks fly, and heavy petting occurs.